Dear CherriShock (https://www.deviantart.com/cherrishock),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when i tripped on sesame seeds in your closet and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that that we're cousins. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our Oprah Winfrey imitations .
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
crazylil-neko (https://www.deviantart.com/crazylil-neko)
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